7 unwelcome wedding guests/ 7種婚禮不速之客

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明知嘅當然可以避免,就係意料之外先叫做不速之客,常見嘅有以下:

  1. 飲醉嘅賓客
    尤其未開席就已經醉左
  2. 煩爆你嘅伴娘/姊妹
    “條裙顯得我條腰好肥; 無白色高踭鞋點襯……”
  3. 發緊夢嘅兄弟
    幾點去邊都唔知,搵佢幫手時佢就去左打邊爐
  4. 全民攝影師
    阻住官方攝影師不突止,仲叫埋官方攝影師用返自己部手機同新人影
  5. 只想到,唔想做嘅新郎
    常見,最緊要佢唔係唔想同你結婚就OK
  6. 突然殺出嘅IC
    如果係眼見情況失控而義務擔大旗的當然例外,
    但亦見過有扮代表的出來做指揮,連新人的原本意思也被蓋過,好多時都係無禮貌添嘅,
    常見例子有大妗姐或Aunite甲
  7.  (扮係)下下幾十萬上落嘅老細
    行禮中仍大大聲聲講電話驚你唔知佢有幾忙

解決方法係無嘅,不過為不同情況作些心理準備係必須嘅,萬一發生時就控制吓EQ囉。

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Typical unwelcome guests at a wedding:

  1. Drunken guests
    Especially for those who had been drunken before the wedding
  2. Complaining bridesmaids
    “I look fat in this dress; I don’t have white high heels to match with the dress…”
  3. Sleepy groomsmen
    Do not know what to do where to go, and gone for “fresh air” when you need him
  4. Unofficial photographers
    Take photos with his/her own phone for every group photo,
    and asked your official photographers’ help to take photo with their phones.
  5. Non-involvement groom
    He just wants to be the groom but not gets involve.
  6. Ad hoc person-in-charge
    Some guests volunteer to help when they found that the wedding is out of control;
    but there’s guests want to perform themselves, even ignore couples’ guidelines,
    most of them are impolite too,
    Da Jin and Auntie A are popular ones.
  7. Busy bosses
    Talk on the phone loudly during ceremony.

You can do nothing with them, you will feel better only if you have some preparations in mind for the above.